ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

(via giribyo)

Posted on April 6th at 6:41 PM
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    funniest plot twist ever, like you canNOT make this up
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    I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM
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